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Iggy: Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination. Tom: The beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit. Shelly: It's just... funny, don't yah think, that when you can't afford something, it's like *really expensive* but then when you can afford it, it's like, free? It's kinda backwards, don't yah think?
Cate: Yeah, well... the world is a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways.
Steve: I've not given my number out to many eminent people in the past. I've not given my number out to Sam Mendes, so you're in good company. Alfred: Well, if it's good enough for Sam Mendes it's good enough for me.
Bill Murray:: [Coughs] Doc, what could I do for this cough?
RZA: Shit, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide...
Bill Murray: We got that for cuts and stuff.
RZA: ...take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow. You spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.
GZA: And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner.
Bill Murray : We got that in the back, too.
–Tom Waits: Look, i’m sorry i’m late, Jim. Boy, four car pile-up…I delivered a baby this morning at about 9 o’clock. I was saving lives, I was out there on the highway, it was…you know, there’s nothing worse than performing roadside surgery. You know, you don’t have your own tools, and it’s just, it’s..murder. I performed a tracheotomy with a ballpoint pen…
–Iggy Pop: Wait a minute, you’re a doctor?
–Tom Waits: Yeah, i’m a doctor. Music and medicine, really. It’s really been my thing..is..combining the two and living in that place where they overlap…
Coffee and Cigarettes (movie 2003)
- The schoolboy who uses his Homer to throw at his fellow's head makes perhaps the safest and most rational use of him than any one ever will.
- Our political experiment of democracy, the last refuge of cheap misgovernment, will ruin us if our citizens are ill bred.
- Progress can do nothing but make the most of us all as we are…
- Progress can do nothing but make the most of us all as we are…
- We must either breed political capacity or be ruined by Democracy, which was forced on us by the failure of the older alternatives. Yet if Despotism failed only for want of a capable benevolent despot, what chance has Democracy, which requires a whole population of capable voters.
“You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.”
“He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.” 
“You cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother's milk nourishes murderers as well as heroes.”
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.” 
"Beware of the man whose god is in the skies."
Do not do unto others as you would expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. 
George Bernard Shaw
