Justice

Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
"The U.S. Cardinals said they are going to develop a code of ethics to help them deal with the sexual scandal. Wait a minute, I thought their already was a code of ethics, it's called the Bible."

Jay Leno
 
New York City has a priest shortage. So you see, there is some good news in the world.... To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today in Brooklyn an alter boy had to grope himself."

David Letterman

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Raising your children as Roman Catholics is worse than child abuse, according to militant atheist Richard Dawkins.

In typically incendiary style, Professor Dawkins said the mental torment inflicted by the religion’s teachings is worse in the long-term than any sexual abuse carried out by priests.

He said he had been told by a woman that while being abused by a priest was a ‘yucky’ experience, being told as a child that a Protestant friend who died would ‘roast in Hell’ was more distressing.

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What do you call 5000 dead Catholic Priests at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
 

Why did God make snakes just before Catholic Priests?

To practice.

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a catfish?

One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
 

Why are Catholic Priests like nuclear weapons?

When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.

 

When a Priest dies, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?

Because deep down, they’re really nice guys.
 

What do Priests use for birth control?

Alter Boys.
 

What’s the difference between a Priest and a terrorist?

Terrorists are proud of what they do.
  

What do you get when you cross a Priest with a demon from hell?

No changes occur.